Things I have learned so far.

1. You can remove the security tag from a pair of jeans using a plastic knife, tweezers and a pair of nail clippers. If you have enough patience.

2. You can kill a spider with Febreeze.

3. Pelvic exams are very awkward. Especially when the patient is rooting you on ("push harder?" holy crap.)

4. Hemoglobin A1C does carry oxygen.

5. Retracting is a pain - and it is possible to doze on your feet, especially if the room is dark and all you have to do is watch a lap monitor.

6. Small town people aren't all friendly, but they do like to gossip. Particularly if you screw up.

7. It's possible to live in a house without a mailing address.

8. I can drive stick.

9. The Copple procedure.

10. Never drop the peduncle during a hysterectomy.

11. Thermal Abalations.

12. How to scrub in.

13. Some pharmacology stuff that isn't worth repeating here.

14. How to do a pap smear.

15. DVTs can occur in teenagers. Go figure.

16. H&Ps - old people don't want to do them. Especially if they are established patients.

17. Other stuff. Tired now.